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Title: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-04-26 23:53:02
... how beautiful are your leaf-nodes.

Like this: http://orf.at/070426-11682/index.html

And even worse, this: http://www.arte.tv/de/suche/1541056.html

What the hell is going on in Asia?


So let's collect what curiosities we find 'round the net right here. ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-04-27 21:23:35
http://www.bloopwatch.org/
What more can I say. Just Fhtagn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) it!

I'm a bit ashamed, but I DO visit this (http://www.hornymanatee.com/) website. Manatees are just so darn hot! (listen to the story behind the page)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-04-27 21:31:05
Your links are dead - because you added the http:// handler twice. ;) I tried to use my super-moderator powers, but they don't seem to be enough. The changes are not accepted... :-\

So here they are again:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

I must admit that my first contact with Cthulhu was by the corresponding Metallica song from the "Ride the lightning" album... :)

What in the nine hells are manatees?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-04-27 21:33:37
Eh, done. I'm just used to a different system and obviously still can't adapt to this one. Damn, I'm getting old! ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-04-27 21:42:00
Shit happens ;D

BTW: Use linux :)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-05-02 12:25:16
I've worked on linux and that's why I can truly appreciate the incredible functionality of windows! (though I can't really jump out of mine - Untergeschoss)

But here's something of interest for German-loving linguists: http://www.bedrohte-woerter.de/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-02 13:14:14
I've worked on linux and that's why I can truly appreciate the incredible functionality of windows! (though I can't really jump out of mine - Untergeschoss)
I hope that was ironic... "incredible functionality"... that would be the first time I hear one saying something like this about Windows - especially in respect to linux :)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-05-02 13:17:30
Nope, I'm an apple geek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IGeek) wannabe.
(I hope I got the link good now...)

Edit:
yes :)
A manatee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manatee).
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-02 13:26:42
when you forget your apple developer connection passwd you'll be redirected to iforgot.apple.com
They got a sense of humor for sure...

Anna, it's not too late. You can have linux on Macs as well (and have an emulator to emulate Mac OS X inside Linux afterwards...)

But why is it a horny manatee?

Edit:
(http://www2.sfs.uni-tuebingen.de/~adimitrov/Xp.png.png)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-05-02 13:38:37
Been there, done that ;)

I will never hail to linux! But seriously, it seems to that, in order to work on linux, you need to:
1# Know a lot about computers
2# Know a lot about programming
3# Have more fun in adding parameters than in actually working
And I need to do a lot of work (which I'm not doing but let's ignore that), whilst my computer skills are limited to: have you tried turning it off and on again? are you sure it's plugged in? are you sure it's turned on? etc. Programming? I think we had elements in school, some 3-4 years ago...

You have to watch the videos in order to get an idea about what's going on. You DO know who Conan O'Brien is?

iWould but sadly most programs run solely under windows...
Title: Stereotypes
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-03 19:56:27
Have fun reading (no, really, read through it) :D

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/03/danish_consumer_complaints_board_claim_ibook_defect/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-03 20:39:44
OK guys... I think its time for the seminar on the coder's rights.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/03/1719200

Just how pathetic...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-05-03 21:02:22
OK guys... I think its time for the seminar on the coder's rights.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/03/1719200

Just how pathetic...

How can something be patented now that has been invented when little DrNI started coding, so somewhen in 1993?

The coder's rights seminar, well. Apparently I'm the only one keeping that in mind. You can attend "Softwarrecht" at the computer science department, I don't really have the muse for that this semester.

Anyways, we had this idea about such a seminar and a lot of people liked it but nothing happens unless you make it happen.
Title: Re: Stereotypes
Post by: Kilian on 2007-05-03 21:59:49
Have fun reading (no, really, read through it) :D

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/03/danish_consumer_complaints_board_claim_ibook_defect/

Fun. But how can an anthem have an area? :D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-13 03:36:24
Fantasy and reality. Yet pretty... disturbing.

http://blog.outer-court.com/videos/epic-2015.html
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-05-13 14:05:45
http://www.sfs-tuebingen.de/

Hi hi hi... ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-14 10:07:16
And I thought we had a damn ugly logo... :(

(http://hackszine.com/bubbleus_20070511.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-15 00:16:04
That one's great.

(http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070322/1157960476967.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-05-15 14:50:50
*gg* btw, when is my mac in the hiwi office coming to life?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-05-15 21:44:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbCyibkNB0 <- more on Mac & PC  ... this is something weird on YouTube going on. Even more: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=I%27m+a+mac+pc&search=Search
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-05-19 21:22:25
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-19 23:36:26
And noooow.....





































... fasten your seatbelts....




























Starcraft 2 (http://www.starcraft2.com)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-05-20 00:14:38
"NLP" means "Notlandeplatz" and is everywhere in Germany... or has been: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autobahn-Notlandeplatz
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-05-20 00:21:30
@Aleks: such a waste of space. And what's this supposed to be about? Derision or admiration?

@DrNI: Weird enough.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-05-20 01:21:58
Verdammt, ich brauche dringend Perl-Praxis. Wie machtlos stehe ich sonst da, wenn die Matrix geknackt wird? Danke für die Warnung, Johannes. ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-20 02:48:48
Admiration of course, Laura...

You know. It's like... I grew up with StarCraft. ;D ... and that's like... a sequel of your favorite Movie... ten years after it's been in the cinemas... and you finally get to know how the story continues!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-05-20 03:17:10
And StarCraft is definitely one of the best games that have ever been.

Wir haben das sogar in Alpbach gespielt, ob du's glaubst oder nicht. *g*  ;D
Hatten einen Ladder-Spieler dabei, der uns alle plattgemacht hat. War aber lustig.

Wie dem auch sei: Ein Kriegsspiel, und daher kommt StarCraft II für mich nicht mehr in Frage.
Du erzählst mir dann, wie die Story weitergeht. Oder, Aleks? *g*
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-05-20 12:44:37
Clearly you people have never played "Dawn of War"! But then again you have to know the Universe (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page) to be able to appreciate the game fully.

By saying which I don't mean that StarCraft ist not great :)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-05-20 12:55:27
;-) Armer pazifistischer Buddhist, kann keine Ballerspiele mehr spielen...  :D Nu ja, ich hab sowas ja eh' nie gespielt (eigentlich schlimm, dieser Mangel an Erfahrung...)

Aleks, wo ist in Reutlingen die Techniker Krankenkasse? Ich brauch von denen eine Bescheinigung für mein Praktikum...

Kilian: dito!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-05-20 13:40:23
Freunde nutzloser 3D-Spielereien werden die Kuh lieben, die in diesem Kurzfilm vorkommt:
http://lars.oeschler.net/wwwwwwwwww/_mov/mutation_lars.oeschler.net.mov
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-20 15:35:09
Clearly you people have never played "Dawn of War"! But then again you have to know the Universe (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page) to be able to appreciate the game fully.

By saying which I don't mean that StarCraft ist not great :)
Oh common, don't be underestimating me... ;D but - I'm more into SciFi than all those Dungeons & Dragons and RPG...
I would still vote for a D&D SciFi, though... something like DeusEx...

@Kilian: what did he take? I want it too!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-22 12:33:48
Overheard in a.s.r:

Quote
regarding MS Vista:
If it's really gotten this bad, I guess I need to start preparing for
the hunker-down time when, maybe soon, the Great Beast of Redmond shall
sicken, thrashing its gangrenous tentacles around the computing
landscape, causing tremendous damage as it slowly hemorrhages and rots
from within, dying much too slowly.  Those who would keep computing
alive in the dark days ahead will have to use great cunning to survive
the desperate final spasms of evil.

Anyway, those who survive the collapse of Microsoft will do so only to
then face assimilation into the Google Overmind.

;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-23 08:46:40
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd:

Some good news for us Java Programmers:

Java now completely under GPLv2 (http://www.heise.de/open/news/meldung/89390)

I guess Microsoft won't try to steal this idea for their infamous .NET-Framework (which, sucks, btw ;D)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-05-23 10:10:49
Why should they steal this for .NET. Mono exists.

Oh internet, oh politics: http://www.im-dachgeschoss.de/ohnegleichen/282/null-toleranz-bei-innerer-sicherheit
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-05-29 15:10:19
Well, we had audio remixing, but what about video remixing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmX51zo5K8
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-05-29 15:15:37
Well, we had audio remixing, but what about video remixing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmX51zo5K8
Oh my $DEITY, everything about this video is disgusting...

... but funny ;D

I'm sure everyone knows Kiwi! by now, eh?
Nevertheless, it's always fun to look at:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PcXLE-wvVBw

And the penguins...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eyPBeJlSd8&NR=1
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-06-16 23:27:56
I didn't know it. Wow!

Check this out: http://www.bodowartke.de/media_player.php?mediaFn=cd6_04_die_amerikaner&title=Die%20Amerikaner&dwnlVers=aM3_&cdName=cd6_noah_das_erste_mal
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-06-18 13:42:28
http://www.cliphost24.com/videoclip-061112182747.html

Wow...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-06-18 14:57:03
Same artist, but imo a lot better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCXEe-PxDKQ
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-06-18 18:50:40
No. And wasn't there a h in that im_o when I last looked at it?  >:(
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-06-18 19:04:14
Ehat do you mean:
There are 10 kinds of people: less h and more h  ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-06-18 19:48:34
No. And wasn't there a h in that im_o when I last looked at it?  >:(
Ab auf die Strafbank ;D

imo: in my opinion
imho: in my humble opinion...

Armins opinion ist halt nicht humble.

MMn (meiner Meinung nach) ist aber die Rhabarberbarbara mit den Barbarenbärten echt der Hammer... ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-06-18 20:05:59
Ich find die Meise einfach nur doof. Die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbel aber ganz toll.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-06-18 21:14:59
Ich hab mich nicht getraut, der unbescheidenen Meinung zu widersprechen, aber wo du's auch sagst, Laura: *heftig nick* Wo ist die Komik bei der Meise?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-06-18 23:18:35
Ganz meine unbescheidene Meinung: Die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren sind deutlich besser.

Lustig an der Meise waren höchstens die Bilder, vor allem im letzten Drittel.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-06-18 23:46:54
Ich hätte gerne die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbel im Syntax analysiert...

Um ehrlich zu sein, kapier ich den Witz bei der armen Meise nicht...

PS. Bin mir nicht mehr sicher, ob ich das hier schon reingestellt habe: http://www.angryalien.com/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-06-19 00:16:50
Nö. Die waren auch doof.

*Panik wegen Statistik schieb*
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-07-27 03:15:12
http://malison.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=162&fullsize=1 (http://malison.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=162&fullsize=1)
No comment ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-07-27 10:23:29
http://malison.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=162&fullsize=1 (http://malison.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=162&fullsize=1)

Nett.

Abgesehen davon ist der Inhaber dieser Galerien nicht darauf aus, die Rechte des Urhebers zu respektieren. Leider scheint er auch einer dieser Nerds zu sein, die Frauen hassen, weil sie nie eine abkriegen geschweige denn sich mehr als 0,5x im Monat einer so weit nähern, daß ein Gespräch mit ihr geführt werden könnte. http://malison.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1&pos=167
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-07-27 12:05:50
Nett.

Sehr geeky und bei mir als Wessie wenig bekannt, die Computer der DDR: http://www.robotrontechnik.de/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-07-28 00:52:02
http://uk.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUKN2419932120070724
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-07-28 11:07:02
Hey, das wollte ich auch posten... hatte's nur vergessen ;)

http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/07/25/2218209
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-03 22:31:30
http://xkcd.com/114/

;D

Edit:

Another one: this one's great...

http://xkcd.com/208/

This guy has really nice ideas (the comic Johannes once posted with Lisp and Perl and Universe and God is his, too)

http://xkcd.com/285/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-04 07:47:16
Yep, nice, although he can't really draw...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-04 12:29:47
Oh common, it's not about drawing... it's the story that counts...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-09-04 20:43:54
And is he trying? Had a look at the early ones like http://xkcd.com/3/ ?

So many of them are SO good, but I have to post this:

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/random_number.png)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-09-04 21:52:24
I spent three hours this morning reading through ALL of them... 
Nice way of getting around doing something for C2.  :-[

I especially like the ones where he gets those mathematical ideas in inadequate situations... Guess why  ;D

BTW: Back in Tübingen!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-04 21:54:36
this one here's even a bit Shakespearian:

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/angular_momentum.jpg)

I've looked through them yesterday posting what I liked most, procrastinating work on my Early Parser... that's maybe coming out as a Tomita Parser in the end... ;D
What's C2?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-09-04 22:05:08
Can't find it again... The one where he gives the WRONG answer in a chat because of nice line alignment...

C2 is my project at the SfS SFB Kilian *g* Johannes.

Just curious: For what purpose are your programming that parser?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-05 18:57:57
Can't find it again... The one where he gives the WRONG answer in a chat because of nice line alignment...
You mean this one?

http://xkcd.com/276/

Try using the search function ;)

Quote
Just curious: For what purpose are your programming that parser?
Daleish purposes. I'll leave it Early though - it's a bit early to implement a real Tomita - wouldn't be a real Tomito though - more something like a Tomita-Sikkel Parser...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-08 18:06:53
http://xkcd.com/55/ (http://xkcd.com/55/) This one is soooo cute...

Btw, I've read this cartoon drawing has grown into a full-time job. Which means he must be able to make a living from it (or else have been rich from the start, but the rich-from-the-start kind of people don't tend to draw that kind of cartoons). Maybe I should get *my* cartoons online...  ;) (just kidding. They're not context-free enough...)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-16 22:42:55
No. Seriously. This is official.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI&NR=1

Edit: even worse: Mac Zealots:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgDzWQoQb78
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-17 08:42:05
This is why I'm glad I grew up without a TV.  ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-09-17 11:58:39
Oh my... Crazy times... And this was actually successful...

I'm starting to wonder what we are going to think about today's ads in fifteen years...
Are we going to laugh at music videos of today (Gangsta Rap and all that crap) as we are now laughing about clips from the 80ies? I bet we are.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-09-17 15:29:36
I'm starting to wonder what we are going to think about today's ads in fifteen years...

Some are even strange (and funny in some sense of humor) today: http://membres.lycos.fr/gregmasterflash/gel.jpg
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-18 15:05:21
Some are even strange (and funny in some sense of humor) today: http://membres.lycos.fr/gregmasterflash/gel.jpg
That... HURTS!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-09-18 16:12:39
Only given a certain (black feather) interpretation.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-18 19:23:36
Can somebody explain that to me?  :-[
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-09-18 19:44:20
It also took me a minute to work it out... Meditate on the picture, enlightement will dawn sooner or later...  :o
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-09-18 23:01:51
Or think of what you think Anne would think of (if she would, at all). I had seen that one before.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-09-19 01:16:59
I had to look lubrifiant up to get an idea of the joke. Does that give me white feathers? ;D There's a lot in that style on http://www.scaryideas.com/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-19 03:37:13
Ok, if I had wings they would be pitch dark by now. I got it right from the second glance...

Another one that some people won't probably get...
http://www.scaryideas.com/pictures/518.jpg

scarydieas is a great site. Thanks, Kilian.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-19 08:27:30
Not that I didn't get the black-feathers-meaning, but what is it actually advertising for? (Hand cream to smooth the rough grip of sailors once they get back to the shore and to their girlfriend?  ??? )
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-09-19 12:09:03
Not that I didn't get the black-feathers-meaning, but what is it actually advertising for? (Hand cream to smooth the rough grip of sailors once they get back to the shore and to their girlfriend?  ??? )

Are you kidding or naïve in a certain way?  ::) http://www.manix.net/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-19 12:50:00
Are you kidding or naïve in a certain way?  ::) http://www.manix.net/
How dare you link Laura to SUCH a PAGE?? ;D

Laura: much more profane. And I'm sure you'll get the 'black feathers' meaning, but you don't seem to get the two picture's meaning. Hint: they have not much in common, but are somehow from a same .... domain

And no, it's not hand creme... something much more... fun
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-19 13:46:33
But if it is what it seems, then it's not funny at all!   :-\
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-09-19 14:56:24
How dare you link Laura to SUCH a PAGE?? ;D

This is Germany in 2007, right? ;-)

The funny thing about this site is that my very rusty and dusty French still seems to work for most of it. The product is not available in Germany as it seems. (On "Beate U.'s Site" it doesn't show up. I got no  other ideas where to do research...) Another point for doing research in machine translation. ;-)

Btw, the ad allows for another interpretation, an idea which I had at first sight: Where does all that water come from? ...



Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-09-19 15:12:35
Quote
This is Germany in 2007, right? ;-)

Yeah, and we're still stuck in that kind of stone age humour... What a shame.  :P
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-09-19 15:52:33
Quote
This is Germany in 2007, right? ;-)

Yeah, and we're still stuck in that kind of stone age humour... What a shame.  :P
Stone age? I find it perfectly modern. :)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-09-19 16:00:40
Really. Give me two weeks of programming and nothing but programming and I completely whitify all my feathers....

 I think I got it now, though. Disgusting. And physically impossible, if I may say so. But who ever cared about that?


Stone age. Well, obelisks are timeless.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-09-19 16:24:40
Stone age? I find it perfectly modern. :)

As long as mankind exists, there will always be love, hate, sex and most of all war. It would be nice if we could do without war, but the other three seem essential. Jokes are a side effect to that.  ;D

Good news is: money wasn't always there, mabye we can get rid of it at some point. Hm well getting rid of it is what I'm doing constantly but money as such doesn't vanish.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-09-19 22:11:36
Another one that some people won't probably get...
http://www.scaryideas.com/pictures/518.jpg

Much less subtle, I must say. :)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-10-05 11:55:29
Keep dogs leashed: http://aus-in-der-vorrunde.de/hunde-anleinen
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-05 15:22:08
Yu(mm|ck)y.  ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-07 20:43:42
This time, nothing funny, but still nice to hear:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/05/AR2007100501041.html
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-14 00:43:52
Giveaway of the day (http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/)
Game giveaway of the day (http://game.giveawayoftheday.com/)
Woot shirt (http://shirt.woot.com/)
Woot (http://www.woot.com/)
A small glimpse of childhood (http://www.jwebgen.com/)
With my luck when you write "Anna"... (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl)
For all the HP fans (http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/216/Waiting+for+Harry)

but you probably know these already...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-14 10:46:50
The giveaway of the day is a word processing software for 'aspiring authors'... Laura, shall we? ... oh. I see - it's for Windows Vista... I'll stick with LaTeX then...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-14 16:21:30
All I need is a quill and a piece of parchment. And, oh, some inspiration, of course.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-22 14:16:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcSTyD2T7M
...
nc

PS. Nee, doch: sucht am besten die Lyrics ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-10-23 00:48:04
Ach ja, der bilabiale Trill.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-10-23 19:47:16
Ich bin begeistert (nicht von der Musik)! :D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-10-23 20:14:57
Knorkator haben noch viiiel bessere Lieder... Ich habe hier vier Alben oder so ;-)
Die Musik meiner Kindheit *g*
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-10-23 20:29:03
Wow. Das würde mich ja schon mal interessieren, was die noch so im Programm haben. *bettel*
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: johannes on 2007-10-24 03:11:32
Gerade noch mal durchgehört... Naja... Etwas zu viel versprochen.

Am besten finde ich immer noch Hardcore, Weg Nach Unten und vor allem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=842QqMDZ8Y0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=842QqMDZ8Y0)

Quote
BÖSE

Ich bin in einer finsteren Sekte
Die in mir die Erkenntnis weckte
Daß unsere kurze Daseinsfrist
Mehr Spaß macht, wenn man böse ist
Nun hat man mich zwar gut erzogen
Hab nie geklaut, hab nie gelogen
Doch künftig werd ich danach streben
Mich ganz dem Bösen hinzugeben

Ich will bei Rot über die Ampel gehen
Besonders wenn es kleine Kinder sehen
Die Gabel mit der Rechten fassen
Und den anderen baumeln lassen
Ich eß Nutella mit dem Löffel
Und mit Messer schneid ich Kartöffel
Und gibt es nur noch 2 Wurstscheiben
Dann nehm ich genau diese beiden
Böse !
Entsetzlich Böse!
Unsagbar Böse!

Ich öffne gleich am 1.Dezember
Alle Türchen vom Weihnachtskalender
Ich will im Beisein anderer flüstern
Ich will im Kino mit Papier rumknistern
Mit neuen Hosen auf Bäume steigen
Mit nackten Finger auf Menschen zeigen
In Gesprächen dazwischen plappern
Popel fressen, Fingernägel knabbern
Böse !
Entsetzlich Böse!
Unsagbar Böse!

Ich mach in Zukunft meine Schuhe
Immer nur mit einem Knoten zu´e
Die Hände immer in den Hosentaschen
Und nach dem Zähne putzen heimlich naschen
3x in den Apfel beißen
Und danach den Rest wegschmeißen
Auf fremden Klos im Stehen pissen
Danach nicht spülen, Deckel nicht schließen
Böse !
Entsetzlich Böse!
Unsagbar Böse!


Wunderbare musikalische Rammstein-Parodie auch hier.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-10-24 10:58:29
Das Video ist auch ziemlich geil, obwohl ich sicher bin, drei Viertel der Symbolik verpasst zu haben.

Und natürlich werden wir alle sterben: http://www.knorkator.de/wwflsh/wirwerdenfilm.htm

"Vielleicht beim Zähneputzen, vielleicht beim Abendbrot,
doch irgendwann passiert es, dann sind alle tot."
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-25 01:00:28
Und natürlich werden wir alle sterben: http://www.knorkator.de/wwflsh/wirwerdenfilm.htm

"Vielleicht beim Zähneputzen, vielleicht beim Abendbrot,
doch irgendwann passiert es, dann sind alle tot."

Danke, so was hat mir gefehlt!  ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-25 03:11:08
Und natürlich werden wir alle sterben: http://www.knorkator.de/wwflsh/wirwerdenfilm.htm

"Vielleicht beim Zähneputzen, vielleicht beim Abendbrot,
doch irgendwann passiert es, dann sind alle tot."

Danke, so was hat mir gefehlt!  ;D
Was, gibt's so'n Quatsch nicht auch in Irland? Würde mich schon sehr wundern...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-25 10:09:17
Doof. DOOF!  >:(
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-25 11:29:33
doof != schlecht ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-25 11:50:50
Danke, so was hat mir gefehlt!  ;D
Was, gibt's so'n Quatsch nicht auch in Irland? Würde mich schon sehr wundern...
Doch schon, sogar meist von den Profs, aber da geht es meistens um saufen...  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-25 13:06:06
doof && schlecht && geschmacklos.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-25 20:18:18
doof && schlecht && geschmacklos.
Eher eine ganz passende Satire darauf, dass wir unser Leben voller puristischer und geistlicher Ideale sehen wollen. Es ist leider nicht so - das unschöne, materielle, körperliche Niveau unserer Existenz ist immer da. Wenn du das menschliche Körper anguckst ist es eigentlich ekelig... Das Tod wird jeden von uns ergreifen und es ist nicht ästhetisch. Es wird auch bestimmt nicht nicht warten, bis wir mit Zähneputzen fertig sind, nimmt keine Rücksicht darauf, ob wir gerade Goethe lesen oder auf dem Klo sitzen.

Wir werden alle mal sterben müssen :) ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-10-25 21:45:14
Wir werden alle mal sterben müssen :) ;)

Seien wir froh ob der wenigen Gewissheiten, die wir haben.

Das menschliche Körper ist auch so ne Sache, und was nüchtern betrachtet passiert, wenn sich zwei Menschen erm *hüstel* näher kommen, erm nunja, ist eigentlich auch eher was fürn Kuhstall, so vom Leckerfaktor her.

Ekel ist anerzogen, hab ich mal gelesen. Von dem her: Prost!
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-10-25 22:49:25
Jetzt verstehe ich ... Laura hat sich in dem Video wiedererkannt ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-26 08:29:26
Ja, genau, ich bin der, der die ganze Zeit Bier trinkt.  ::) Nein, im Ernst. Ich habe kein Problem mit dem Ekelfaktor, ich finde nur die Art, sich darüber lustig zu machen, unangebracht. Und noch was:

"Nichts ist poetischer als der Tod einer schönen Frau." (Edgar Allan Poe)

(auch wenn ich damit nicht übereinstimme)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-26 21:16:43
Das menschliche Körper ist auch so ne Sache, und was nüchtern betrachtet passiert, wenn sich zwei Menschen erm *hüstel* näher kommen, erm nunja, ist eigentlich auch eher was fürn Kuhstall, so vom Leckerfaktor her.
Hm. Sex im Heu macht Spaß, aber es piekst.

 ::)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-10-26 22:01:19
Und als die Bäuerin zum Jahrmarkt ging
Da war der Bauer froh
Er nahm sich die saubere Dienstmagd
Und ging mit ihr ins Stroh

(http://www.streuner.de/liedtexte.html#odenwald)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-10-26 23:23:02
Hm. Sex im Heu macht Spaß, aber es piekst.

Als Mann vom Lande  ;D hatte ich einen moderneren Kuhstall vor meinem geistigen Auge. So einen wie in dem Nest aus dem ich komme. Die Kühe stehen in der Scheiße auf dem Laufhof oder im Stall auf der verschissenen Strohmatratze, ausgemistet wird wie immer zügig mit dem Frontlader (wobei schon mal eine Kuh angefahren wird, wenn der Lehrling wieder ein 0,5l-Glas Landliebe-Vanillejoghurt beim Fahren so nebenher mampft) und jede Kuh so einen Transponder um den Hals hat, damit der Computer ihr das Kraftfutter dosieren kann - in Abhängigkeit der zu liefernden Milchmenge. Computerlinguistisch gesehen ein Transducer, der aus Kraftfutter Milch macht.

Heu, achso ja, ich vergaß. Es gibt Gras-Silage. Silage ist siliert, also durch Milchsäuregärung haltbar gemacht. Ein wirklich zauberhaftes Aroma, bei dem jeder maximal schimmelnde Käse bleich vor Neid wird.

Und da Silage ja auch feucht ist gilt die alte Bauernerfahrung:

Das Fleisch war willig doch das Gras war nass.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-10-27 11:21:33
Wie, da sieht's nicht so aus, wie auf der Milchverpackung?

Ich bin entsetzt!  :'(
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-27 12:51:25
Hatschi.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-27 18:32:32
Hm. Sex im Heu macht Spaß
Nicht, wenn man Allergien hat ;)

Laura: wird dir nicht gefallen, sag ich gleich...
Es ist zwar noch nicht die Jahreszeit, aber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExHhqAQYh0
Ich habe hier Nachbarn, die ganz laut Musik hören, aber als ich das hier richtig laut gespielt habe, wurde es irgendwie ruhig. Keine Ahnung wieso...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-10-27 22:27:10
Allergien: Darauf wollte ich mit "Hatschi" hinweisen.

Video: Lustig, aber doof. Wer sagt, dass mir nicht auch doofe Sachen gefallen können? ;)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-10-28 01:09:39
Doof. DOOF!  >:(

:o Waas? Klug ist das Lied! KLUG!

Quote
Ich habe kein Problem mit dem Ekelfaktor, ich finde nur die Art, sich darüber lustig zu machen, unangebracht.

Fragt sich, worüber es sich lustig macht... nicht über den Tod, wage ich mal zu behaupten.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-28 03:15:07
Allergien: Darauf wollte ich mit "Hatschi" hinweisen.

Video: Lustig, aber doof. Wer sagt, dass mir nicht auch doofe Sachen gefallen können? ;)
"Hatschi" habe ich auch so verstanden, hence ";)" ;)

Na ja, Video war doch im Wesentlichen über ein Penis im Schachtel...  ::)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-10-28 10:21:07
Es ist zwar noch nicht die Jahreszeit, aber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExHhqAQYh0
Ich habe hier Nachbarn, die ganz laut Musik hören, aber als ich das hier richtig laut gespielt habe, wurde es irgendwie ruhig. Keine Ahnung wieso...

Das ist wirklich grausam.

Das auch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zfhSrPE9Y
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Armin on 2007-10-28 10:35:38
Vor einer Viertelstunde war es noch da und jetzt: "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by NBC Universal"?
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-10-28 17:11:45
Hier ist es nochmal: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml
Es war mir nur so eigenartig... weil ich es mit Google gesucht habe...  ::)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Anna on 2007-12-04 18:13:53
Ich bin zu faul um zu gucken, ob das hier schon geposted war: http://xkcd.com/312/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-12-12 11:54:20
http://www.ehrensenf.de/node/868/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-12-12 12:20:30
http://www.squarefree.com/blogimages/108_0805-50p.jpg
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: DrNI on 2007-12-12 13:06:10
http://www.squarefree.com/blogimages/108_0805-50p.jpg

An US American girl monologue (by DrNI):
And then I was like, and then he was like, and then we were like OH MY GOD!

Btw, isn't it somewhat blasphemous  that in certain types of movies certain types of women yell "oh my God" in certain situations? And then she was like "I'm not a fucking catholic" and then he was like: "you just proved you are!"
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-12-12 13:31:32
Thank God I'm an Atheist.

You know, like...
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-12-13 02:38:50
... like?

http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/jess_pali.jpg
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-12-13 09:15:08
Ha! They're right!  ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-12-13 17:29:29
I hazard a guess that Laura overlooked the ninth page of this thread. Right? ;D
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Laura on 2007-12-16 11:00:12
Right. I, like, replied, like, right away. But the ad is funny too.
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2007-12-19 18:54:22
V. wg. Prokrastination: http://www.zwarwald.de/index.php/archives/2007/12/19/abweg/
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: aleks on 2007-12-24 15:15:47
Merry XMas!

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-wallpaper1.jpg
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2008-01-11 16:26:48
Quote
This too has a ridiculously long string of dependencies
(probably all the way down to the original .au of the Free Software
Song)

David Gerard on Mediawiki-l
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2008-02-28 12:30:39
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/01/19/macbookcommodorecompare.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh internet, oh internet...
Post by: Kilian on 2008-05-03 03:39:30
This might arouse the interest of some: http://www.herr-rau.de/wordpress/2008/05/pulp-fiction-im-blankvers.htm