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General Discussion => Small talk => Topic started by: Kilian on 2009-10-20 22:31:38

Title: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2009-10-20 22:31:38
Überschrift des Kursschedules: Nichtsinologie Stufe I

I have no choice but to teach you in English,
but don't worry about that,
I don't like to speak English,
so I will teach you without explaining.

If you want to say something
and you don't know how to say it in Chinese,
forget it,
just give up.

Please don't learn new words from the dictionary by yourself,
because you don't know how to use it,
and you will create really awful Chinese.
Funny? No. It makes me headache.
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2009-10-29 13:17:23
If you want to review, please check the web sites.
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2009-12-08 20:59:04
Teacher: Do you want to know the Chinese word for Baden-Württemberg?
Class: NOOO!!!
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2009-12-15 15:51:50
Lehrerin regt sich darüber auf, dass bei deutschen Telefonnummern nicht wohldefiniert ist, nach welchen Ziffern man beim Sprechen eine Pause machen muss.
Student: Die brauchen so Schachteln im Kopf, die Chinesen.
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2010-07-13 10:51:44
Everybody used to bring their own chopsticks, now we use a pair of public chopsticks.
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2010-11-14 20:54:47
It sounds like you are training to be an actor.
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2013-01-20 11:09:48
What's your name? Hans? As in the fairy tale Hans and Gretel? So what's your sister's name?
Title: Re: Quotes: Chinesisch für Nichtsinologen
Post by: Kilian on 2013-01-20 11:15:09
Student: So what's the official age of a person?
Teacher: The Western way.
Student: It's not the Western way, it's the normal way.