"Store this in your memory"
"A Java compiler would say WHAT?! Singular what? Singular string? Stringular number?"
"Java was developed by really serious peolple who worked for a real company. Perl was developed by hackers who just threw in lots of different things."
Monologue about console command "finger":
"So who are you fingering? If you're fingering yourself... ...everything you want people to see of you if they finger you is in .plan..."
Kilian: "What actually happens if you finger on ['juːnɪks]?" (not much, probably)